How to be Batish:

Step 1: Decide to leave on trip 12 hrs prior. Give work and all life obligations minimal to no notice 

Step 2: Convince your friends that their weeks plans are also unimportant 

Step 3: Make sure you get in one scrap the evening before so the plot of the trip is set 

Step 4: Listen to at least one brain rot podcast and one intelligent podcast so that you can talk over it 

Step 5: Call a monotone filmer who says sure to everything and never misses the clip 

Step 6: Be powerful. Move birds. Surf the deep ocean. Do not bail (you could be subject to bail shame) 

Step 7:: Assimilate. When a local asks if you’re Randy’s daughter, say yes.

Step 8: Find beautiful rocks with your beautiful friends

Step 9: Have interpretative dance sessions. Do not stop until at least one person cracks. 

Step 10: Get lost